If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them.  I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics...or masturbation.

It would be interesting to think that we're sitting here in the flesh when in fact we're surrounded by many, many spirits just whirling and whizzing in and out and in-between us. It's an interesting idea. I've always thought that, in fact someone, somewhere must have been steering my boat that I'm on...   

I'm proud of these.  When I see people with perfect teeth, it drives me up the wall.

 Well, cars kill too, so do airplanes, and many other things. Now they find that cell phones cause cancer, but I've never seen anywhere "Attention, cell phones are bad for your health". I know alot of people who've died of lung cancer and hadn't smoked a single cigarette in their life. well, look, no doubt, smoking is not something that's good for your health. Well, I'd say, at the risk of sounding corny, that you have t do everything to a reasonable extent. But how can you take the fact that in L.A., one of the most contaminated cities on the planet, they tell that you can't smoke 'cause your smoke is bothering them'. You know....in L.A., where you breathe and it's like you've put your head in an exhaust pipe.

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News  - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'.  That kind of thing.

"My upbringing made me as I am now. But I can become merry and happy at once. There were many years I was feeling at a loss about my life or how I grew up. I couldn't understand what is right or what is precious. At that time, I was so miserable and self-defeating. I was feeling angry with various things. My anger came up to the surface then. I don't say such tendency has disappeared. Even now there are anger and the dark side in myself. But it's the first time I've been so close to the light."

Nah (about quiting smoking). I think if you find something your good at you sould stick with it. I have switched to lights though. It got to where I would weeze going up a flight of stairs, so I went to diet cigarettes.

I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.

My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn't understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I'd sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I'm sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe. *Tear-how sweet!*

"I just don't want to look back in 30 or 40 or 50 years and have my grandkids say, 'You did a lot of stupid shit,Granddad. What an idiot you were, smiling for the cameras and playing the game.'"

'When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'